I was sleeping in bed when I was awoken by Tom Hardy gently kissing me.
He asked what I wanted…
And then duly went to the kitchen to cook me porridge!
What has happened to me???
When did I get this boring???
It was clearly a dream at the time – I was living in the house I owned when I was single and before having children.
Yet I was still the tired, aching mum of a high needs child and my greatest desire was more sleep and someone making me breakfast!
I was still the mum who woke up thinking about the sleep she lost last night due to fretting about whether she had upset a local attraction by asking them to provide an accessible toilet with a hoist and bench so that her child is no longer excluded.
I was still worrying because I had highlighted an attraction which had largely ignored me for a year and fretting about how others would react.
Even in my sleep, I am a mum with work to do.
And it consumes me.
How boring am I???
So I need your help.
This is like a non-monetary crowdfunder to make me less dull and I hope you will all take part. It will only take a moment of your time…
Just share this post on your social media pages.
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Tell as many people as possible that there is a mum being driven to the point of losing the ability to know what to do should Tom Hardy arrive in her bedroom one morning.
All because her son needs Changing Places toilets – without them he has no access to the joys of childhood and often chooses to not go out at all.
That can never be right. He is only ten years old but, like most of us, he would be mortified if he could no longer hold on when he was out with friends.
So please help raise awareness of women across the country who are losing the ability to know what to do with Tom Hardy. It is a serious problem and awareness needs to be raised now before it is too late.
What will happen to these poor women otherwise?
They will, sadly, just get porridge!